Why do my bunny slippers scream every time I take a step?

They're also spitting out ketchup! you want some on your fries!?

Why do my bunny slippers scream every time I take a step?
Ollie....Ollie ... Anyone seen my pet bunny, Ollie. I lost him right next to where I found this old left bunny slipper that looks like a girl bunny. Good thing Ollie didn't see that or he woulda been all over that slipper like John Holmes on Trixey.
Reply:because you stuck your foot in the wrong hole. lol. and i think i'll pass on the ketchup
Reply:It sounds like they may still be alive, and therefore in pain / bleeding. The ketchup is likely blood, and no I don't want any on my french fries. I like mine with only salt. Not the blood of a bunny rabbit slipper. Feet are gross.
Reply:they're scared of you





oh yes! thank you!
Reply:cuz you are squeezing the poor things!
Reply:YOU know my zombie is over here he wants KETCHUP on his bunny french frys.
Reply:i bets i can talks to the turtles about them rednecks riding all around their cornflakes through the dense tennis ball fields of my autumn suburban texas ranger


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Reply:You might wanna pin up their ears, your stepping on them....
Reply:Thats mean!!!
Reply:Are you stepping on their little ears? And I believe I'll pass on the ketchup.
Reply:They cant carry you and your mustache. At least take off ur heavy mustache, it’s not even Thursday!


Well, I’m gonna use the ketchupy red sauce to color my Easter eggs with.
Reply:thats ok. my baby seal bed screams every time i jump in it.
Reply:cuz bunny slippers are made of real bunnies!! About the ketchup, i dunno. might be something else that's red...
Reply:uh oh.... maybe they arent slippers.... are you sure that was ketchup?! LOL. good god. what the heck!
Reply:....thats not ketchup. its blood. and those arent your slippers...those are REAL bunnies....get your foot outa their [a sses]
Reply:Because your feet are stuck in their a*ses..
Reply:my 6 yr old cousin just read this and he told me to tell you that you are ******* awesome!
Reply:Are they pink and fluffy?





I have a friend who lost his pink and fluffy slippers and we are searching for them...so I am wondering if you bought these slippers or if you found them somewhere.
Reply:Well think about how they feel.. you're wearing them on the part of your body that holds the most weight..




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