Why when I put on my ruby slippers and click them together at work do I not appear at home?

Duh, are you wearing your blue and white gingham check dress? Is your little dog with you? No dress + no dog = no home!





I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto!

Why when I put on my ruby slippers and click them together at work do I not appear at home?
Ugh...... I ask myself the same question everyday!
Reply:Is your name dorothy? Do you live in a b/w version of Kansas. No, you don't, now stop being stupid.
Reply:Hey!, is that you, flickering in and out of my studio? I'm trying to work, here!
Reply:because ur a housewife
Reply:they're broken. go kill another witch.
Reply:you didnt say the magic words "i wish i was at home" try it again and say that phrase at the same time
Reply:You have to be holding on to a scarecrow first.
Reply:Because your a coward like the lion.
Reply:you need to be holding a mangy mutt
Reply:are you holding the broom properly
Reply:You probably forgot Toto somewhere, I bet! Lol!
Reply:It may be because you don't truly wish in your heart to leave. Or it may also be because you hadn't eaten enough magical mushrooms?
Reply:Exactly. Coarse, people look at me funny when I walk around in MY ruby slippers... But then I'm a guy!
Reply:Hmmm. That's odd. Always works for me. (except for that time I accidentally sneezed on the third click and landed in the middle of Tokyo at rush hour.)
Reply:I have a red bag that would go perfect with your Ruby slippers can I borrow your shoes? LOL
Reply:yes.....i have often wondered this myself....





damn the slippers and their deceptive magic!
Reply:Glinda needs to recharge 'em.
Reply:lol
Reply:They don't make those ruby slippers like they used to...damn cheap imports!
Reply:Maybe "home" is wherever you are.
Reply:They must be broken. Take them to your local magic-shoe repair place.
Reply:LOL!!!! Maybe because red isn't your color? LOL!!! You should try yellow or hot pink. LOL!!!
Reply:Well have you overused your ruby slippers?


I mean I did once and had to get a new pair!! but yes i totally understand....you're there clicking away and nothing happens...i would totally be devestated!!!
Reply:sorry to hear that...
Reply:Keep trying, it does not always work from the first few tries.
Reply:Your not clicking your heels properly and concentrating on what you really want
Reply:You're not in Kansas anymore....
Reply:wtf is wtf?





No, that is really weird. I do when I click mine together. Are you sure you got the Geannie-slippers????
Reply:Your work area has a force field around it. It works for me.
Reply:Because your not Dorothy. Your not Toto, and your not in the land of OZ?



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