How do i get these bloody red ruby slippers of my feet?

Stop ruddy complaining alreddy. If you oranged it you could blue them off and you would be all white. Consult your black book. How green are you? I thought you were well red.

How do i get these bloody red ruby slippers of my feet?
ok, if it's a carrot what shall we call him? Report It

Reply:Firstly you need to wash the blood off, it is causing the fibres to expand.
Reply:Oh, you have them. That's where they went. Wonderful,now I'm stuck here. I should warn you, they attract flying monkeys.
Reply:Sorry, you are obviously not the princess so they wont fit!


No prince for you then! lol
Reply:You get them off the same way that you put them on, only in reverse. Why are you wearing them anyway ? I hope you haven`t been stealing from the ladies cloak room , some poor little girl will be heart broken when she finds that they have gone. She obviously has them in case a handsome prince comes along and wants to take her to his castle and marry her. I suppose you thought that if a pretty girl kissed you ,you would turn into a handsome prince. Sorry you are out of luck, it only happens in fairy stories, hee hee hee, nobly frogs stay Nobly frogs for ever and ever, hee hee hee !!
Reply:a house has to fall on you and then someone will steal them off your feet
Reply:Ahhh! And they look so nice, too!
Reply:click your heels three times and say....





there's nothing like frog legs


there's nothing like frog legs





it works better if you close your eyes while you do it
Reply:....I wish I was back in my pond


I wish I was back in my pond....


I wish I was back in my pond.....
Reply:Ask Toto to bite them off
Reply:Acetalyne torch mate , it's the only way , trust me !!
Reply:Oooh Pondlife, you know I like it when you do that
Reply:Just click your heels three times and you'll be back in Kansas without the slippers.





Where on earth do you get your questions from?



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